Coffeehouse observation No. 344 – Funny barista rant song!

[OK, this is funny. True, he might go a little overboard, but haven’t we all wanted to rant like this about something or other. Too bad Starbucks couldn’t take a freakin’ joke. – KM]

Starbucks barista disses picky patrons | CNN videos

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Vegetarian French Onion Soup (Made with Coffee)| Treehugger.com

Vegetarian French Onion Soup (Made with Coffee)| Treehugger.com

 

Coffee and Cream Risotto | Treehugger.com

Coffee and Cream Risotto | Treehugger.com

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Will write for food! … Or walk your dog!

Hey there! Hey there! I’m still trying to line up a freelance gig or two for the coming weeks. Please let me know if you are in need or know someone in need of a writer-editor-blogger-dog walker-house-sitter-dishwasher. Cheers!

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Coffeehouse observation No. 343 – Royalty in the coffeehouse

A princess just walked into the coffeehouse. … No, really, I swear! … OK, I’m not completely certain that she is true royalty. But she is wearing a lovely pink tutu and silver slippers, and carrying a Disney princess handbag. Oh, and she is about 2. So, she has to be someone’s princess, right?

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Coffeehouse observation No. 342 – What did I do to deserve this?

Annoying people keep showing up at the coffeehouse. I’m not sure what I did to deserve this, but I take it back. Whatever it was!

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Coffeehouse observation No. 341 – Well, pardon my space

They may need a traffic light at the coffeehouse door. A woman was just cut off by another woman just as they approached the door. Oddly, the woman who was cut off said “thank you” as the woman who cut her off briefly held open the door for her. I mean, she was very nearly slammed into and she says “thank you”? Better manners than I would have had in the situation. And certainly far better manners than the woman who cut her off.

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Coffeehouse observation No. 340 – How much is too much, er, Bebe?

How much is too much? Especially when it comes to designer crap, er, I mean, designer clothing. A woman is sitting out on the coffeehouse patio and she’s wearing a besparkled black Bebe baseball cap, a besparkled black Bebe tank top, and besparkled black Bebe flip-flops. … But at least she’s sitting with a woman wearing a Sick Puppies T-shirt. Bebe’s friend has her priorities straight – rock over Bebe.

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Coffeehouse observation No. 339 – Return of the housecoat

I was standing in line at the post office Tuesday when a woman walked in wearing slippers, white tube socks, a house coat – yep, they still make ’em – and a hairnet. She came in, dropped off her envelopes and shuffled out the door. Walking to the coffeehouse today, I spotted her. This time she was wearing a floral print dress that was probably made during the Kennedy administration. As I approached, she moved to her right as far as she could to avoid being within 20 feet of me. ‎… I’m struggling to find the normal in all this. But then again, it is Stockton.

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Former lovers meet in coffee shop for one last cliché | The Onion

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Former lovers meet in coffee shop for one last cliché | The Onion

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Coffeehouse observation No. 338 – It’s true love – coffee

If you haven’t noticed, I have a thing for coffee.

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Coffeehouse observation No. 337 – A second cup is better, but nothing else

There is NOTHING better than a cup of coffee. Except perhaps a second cup.

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Coffeehouse observation No. 336 – Bandolier or butt pack?

Just spotted a fella in his 50s walking down the street in front of the coffeehouse with his butt pack wrapped around him like a bandolier. Surprisingly not really out of place in Stockton.

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